Bad Day

I got my passport today. I was happy until I saw my birthday was wrong. Seriously, why doesn't a bird just crap on my head, I'm getting tired of all this bad luck. And my landlord!!!! Every time I put clothes in the dryer she comes and takes them out while they're still wet and puts hers in. That is so rude, I would never even imagine doing that to someone. There's more... I have this big crack in my door and people can see in my room if they really wanted to. Today I covered it up with tape. Today while I was taking a pee a spider with a white bum crawled from under the door and charged at me. It wasn't a pretty picture. In the end I won and the spider died a slow death. I rolled some coins today, I ran out of penny rollers and I still have a million pennies. I walked past McDonald's today. It's almost been three months since I last had it. I wanted some nuggets so bad, but I fought it and went to Subway instead. I want to see Tamara's new eyebrows.